Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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