Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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