question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
It's blow job season.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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