I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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