even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
third nipple confirmed
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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