You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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