Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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