idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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