Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
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