he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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