I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
he puts the penis in happiness.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
you're hired as official boob wrangler
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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