like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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