People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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