I think I am morally bankrupt
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Randomize
