He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I'm at about main and main street
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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