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(516): View more from New York

i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"

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(870): View more from Arkansas

just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit

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(574): View more from Indiana

Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.

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(914): View more from New York

I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds

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(864): View more from South Carolina

She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.

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(613): View more from Ontario

Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.

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