I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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