Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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