I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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