is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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