JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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