Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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