What a fucking waste of an outfit
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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