I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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