Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
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