The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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