Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
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