Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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