I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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