their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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