So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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