using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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