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wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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