Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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