So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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