I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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