I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Randomize
