: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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