So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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