Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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