on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Randomize
