The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
the raccoons are back...
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