Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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