Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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