whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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