Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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