eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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