So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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