She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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