do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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