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Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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