I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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