and next time when you feel me up, do it right
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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