Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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