What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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