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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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