Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Someone came in the potted fern
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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