Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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