Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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