Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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