And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Randomize
