..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
This house was built for laser tag.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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